I was born at an extremely young age, but I was precocious. I drove out. It wasn't a REAL car. It was one of those peddle jobs. A red convertible. God, I loved that car!! I guess we always remember our first car. . . kind of like our first lovers. Let's face it, they are both hard to parallel park. Like Robert Fulgum,"Everything I Needed To I Know I Learned In Kindergarten". But, Pre-School Algebra? I had a little trouble distinguishing between null sets and swing sets. I figured it out quickly though, when I fell off my null set and chipped my 2 front teeth. I remember that they were all I wanted for Christmas that year. When I was 5 I went to Yale Law School. I know it's hard to believe. I didn't take any classes. It was Spring break! I had lunch with my uncle at a table down at Mory's. He was my dutch uncle, so I had to pay for my own burger. It was a Warren Burger, supreme. We had torts for dessert. Anyway, my uncle Ben and I were discussing how Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep. Bah, Bah, Bah. But what good are sheep? They come in, stink up the place and then disappear. It's a whiff 'n poof ! They're gone! I was raised protestant, but after seeing The Wizard of Oz I converted to "Judy"ism. But enough about religion. Let's talk politics, unless you think that's too taxing? I have just one question. Gay Republicans? Are they oxymorons or just morons? Had to edit the end. . too long to be printed. . I do have a serious side.

i adore someone with a keen sense of humor and a sense of playfulness. i like someone who is comfortable in their own skin. outer beauty is transient. inner beauty ripens with age.