Is the title funny or does the reality of it just scare you away? I'm not sure if anybody gets older without picking up a few scars - doesn't it stink? I am absolutely certain I'm a nice guy, but do women ever like nice guys anymore? I don't know if I want to get married, wish I did, but don't know whether I ever will. I like to do fun stuff outdoors, dine out, go to the beach, blah, blah, blah. . . I don't take any of this - or for that matter, myself - all that seriously. I'm fairly introspective and have an intense curiousity about myself, other people, and life in general. Good conversation and exchanging ideas is a lot of fun to me. I have a dry to sarcastic sense of humor, am a bit of a wise-ass, and love to tease. Oh yeah, and how come no one ever votes for me? I refuse to vote for myself again. Nine times is plenty.

I'm initially attracted to people on a very physical basis, but know it doesn't really make much difference in the long run. I'd love to meet someone like myself who feels they can still afford a couple years before making huge decisions. A persons interests don't mean as much as they might, unless they expect me to participate in all of them. Nurses and schoolteachers are a plus for some reason as are brunettes, but I'm attracted to all kinds of people. You just never know.