I'm geeky. I'm strange. My idea of a good time isn't wild parties or disco balls shooting prisms of gamma radiation at the alien implant that could be, but is not necessarily, in my brain. I enjoy movies of all kinds, offbeat books like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and High Fidelity, good music like Pink Floyd and U2. I don't follow many sports but I do like baseball. I'll play sports that won't get me killed like a good old fashioned round of Quidditch. I like bowling and camping and learning new things. I might be a little goofy (and maybe even goofy lookin), but anyone who thinks they're better than me is out of their mind. I'm insanely funny and off the charts brilliant. I'm sensative and caring, and how your day went is important to me. I'm open and honest. I never lie. Anyone would be lucky to have me, so act fast before I sail a ship to the end of the earth to find it really is flat and me without my parachute.

I'm looking for a nice woman who doesn't need drugs, drinking, and wild nights to keep her entertained. I'm not high maintenance. I'd prefer a woman who isn't either. No melodrama, no "i'm too young for a relationship" nine months down the road, no inhuman beasts (especially those with nine arms. that just gives me the willies). Other than the lack of excess arms, I don't care if you're short or tall, what size your chest is, how you dress, or any of that nonsense. I would prefer someone thin, since I am thin, and a pretty face. I'm cool with whatever religion you are. You can worship Lord Tortilla of the Taco Kingdom, and I'll won't judge. I'm not after someone with the standard profile. I like freaks and geeks, but I'm not against you normal women either. My ideal match would be creative, intelligent, and talkative. I'm a big fan of long conversations. My match would want to spend time together and do a variety of things. I'm all about lounging around just talking or playin a rousing game of Super Mario Bros, but I really need someone to join me at museums, plays, art galleries, baseball games, a few concerts maybe (though I'm not the biggest fan of live music. seeing music. it just sounds like an oxymoron to me). So yeah, rock on! That about covers it, I think. So hopefully you'll contact me. My screenname is JoeCool4279 if you want to talk and can't send email.