Damn it, I wrote it all out and deleted it just when i was figuring out how to type blind, Okay me nuts , crazy , funny , goofy , will make you either laugh or crawl out of the room before someone knows your with me. I get aboard ship when everyone else is climbing into the lifeboats of security, making sure they didn't leave their minivan keys in the cabin, and feeling warm and fuzzy when they find their keys are in their pocket. ( sew my pocket shut or shoot me please if i'm not the last one to jump off) i enjoy boss hoss ( v-8 powered ) motorcycles, corvettes , golf (9 hdcp)( ok there is a mellow side ) however even golf can be an adventurous outing if circumstances awaken your courage to allow that ( other ) person in you to escape civilized harmony. i can be that key that unlocks everything you ever wanted to do or say but NEVER HAD THE COURAGE to allow your adult civil, neighborly , minivan driving self to experience ok ok get the picture picture on request . I can fit in any crowd from bikers to bankers and like ladies that are more generous than the old days

you are whoever you are today , but tomorrows ride on the good ship lollipop gets boring and you are curious enough to hold on to my waist and swing from the main mast rope across the bow of the ship just in time to land in the back seat of that 4000 hp jet boat going by. wow great landing and goodbye ( quickly ) to ward and june clever hello to james bond , dr no, or whoever you want to be for the moment.